Day 1 of 04 year.

Ah Shoot

What?

I don't have my keys

what do you mean?

I left them somewhere

Where?

not sure...hey look there's alex

I found your keys...

Oh My GOSH! Where?

In the door of your car...

Aw, thanks! Ye-yah!

Oh no....not this again

Yo Alex what's up?

What you think you all big and bad now that you have a car?

Just wait, its gonna like...flip over or something!

No, I'm a better driver than most people think!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Just wait HAHAHAHA!

Did you hear something?

Must have been Turner or Hunter.

Hey kids, get to class

Hey Brit, what's u...

Don't talk to me white kid, I'm gonna get up out of my golfcart and whoop on you with a big "go to SSR!"

I have no 1st period though...

Well...then...*leaves zooming away to talk to young black girls*

Anyway, later guys, have fun in first!

*Alex goes to the theater cause its the only safe place...so to speak.*

hello

*growl*

uh....G?

AGH!!

Whoa!

You woke me up!!! I was Hybernating!!!

In the summer?

YES!!!

ok...sorry...can i chill in here for first period?

Why not? Everyone can just walk on in here anyway! this isn't a classroom, its a playground!

yeah...ok...

*chills on G's computer first period*

ok, now i gotta go to Fauver, oh joy.

hello class, welcome to IB English

uh...kelly

yeah?

Why is she so big?

looks like she's having a baby.

right now?

 
Ok, now this class will be really hard and long and you will cry at the end. But don’t worry I’ll be gone cause my husband did this to me. SO this will be your teacher:

Hi kids! I’m mrs. Golds! I’m nicer and smarter than Mrs. Fauver, but I also enjoy helping seniors out in school.

THANK YOU GOD!!!

*third period roles around*

GAH!

What?

This classroom is next to Rossi!

Yeah, that’s her husband.

That poor, poor man.

Hi kids, now I am Mr. Lloyd. As you all know I enjoy talking too much, and being a self-absorbed person that loves talking about what I am reading form my psychology book like I am an expert at it, and throughout the year I shall keep on talking like this to prepare you for a test that you odn’t have to take, but if you pay 80 pucks for it you get an A in the class.

That Poor, poor woman!

*Fourth Period comes*

uh oh

what?

I already came in here…it was scary that time, but let’s all try to ignore the…

*growl*

Yikes! Another fun filled year!

Chatter, chatter, chatter, Roxy, chatter Chatter Chatter, Misbah, chatter chatter…

POCKET SHUT IT!

Lol, the poket, that is there new name.

So it is written, so it shall be done.

What are we quoting the Ten Commandments now?

Speaking of moses, who misses my beard?

Why, are you gonna grow it back?

I can right now….

*2 minutes later*

HAHA!

WHOA! YOU GET AN AWARD!

To be continued....muahahahahahaha! *snort*

Episode III: Tanya get's her big scene!

When Alex walked away from the theater, he was met up, or down, by Tanya

Hi Alex!

Hey Tanya, what's happening?

Nothing, I just lost something.

What did you lose?

my Permit

Where did you lose it

The washing Machine

Shit

yeah, that's what I said, but not so nice

well what are you going to do now?

I'm going to In N Out

Oh to work?

yeah...why else?

need a ride?

No, my grandparents will get me.

*30 minutes later*

Can I have a ride?

sure, but first we need to go in the theater

uh uh

why not?

Cause its G-ified

Oh yeah...i forgot

let's send someone else in there to get the stuff. Someone G likes.

 Hi guys!

*in unison* Excellent

 What are you guys doing? I'm off to get my stuff for cheer! he he!

Hey, Brittany...wanna do us a favor?

 sure!

Go and pick up my sunglasses in the make up room

 why?

Cause that's like YOUR domain

 Ok, sure, uh huh!!

*she skips along, see's Bryan and forgets everything*

well now we just have t...BRITTANY! SUNGLASSES THEATER

 Oh yeah, hehe!

*skips inside the theater small G-roar is heard, then quiet*

 Well i got them

Thanks, what did she say

 Well she saw me and thought I was someone else, but since its me she smiled and said hi.

Ok, thanks Britt.

So, late for work?

basically

Oh, look, its your grandma.

ok, thanks anyway Alex

no problem, I'll just go home and sit at my computer again.

still more, and yes you will all be featured.

One day, the Parking Lot Crew decided that they needed to find something more interesting than cars and stuff. they needed women.

Guys, let's get some chicks

Dude, we've been trying that for four years, and look at us.

Hey! We are seniors now! No Older guys to make us look stupid.

That's very true.

That's what IB will do for you. Look there's someone!

Oh wait, it's kelly...

so?

She's like one of us.

Oh, yeah that's true.

Hey guys.

Hey Kelly, know any hot chics we can hook up with?

um...what?

We need to score!

Yeah, and they can see my car and I will win them over.

Robert...two years man...

Oh yeah, Damn! OH!! I"LL GO GET THE WHITE LINCOLN!

That'll do it...

Hey let's leave the parking lot and find the girls.

Leave the Parking lot? What?

Yeah, you know, use your feet and walk into the campus...socialize.

oh you mean the hill!

yeah!

when they LOCK the parking lot. That place.

*the long trek ends at the hill, but then deters toward the theater*

Dude, the theater? are you crazy?

well, we need some action, and you know about theater chics

They are crazy?

No! Just come on.

*they enter the theater and  see everyone*

We need to score. Whose game?

I want some lovin'

Hey there

Girls marc, girls.

Oh, well I can take you to them

That's true guys, Marc is in with the women.

Where are they?

Over there!

Ah, ladies the men have arrived!

 Where?

Right in front of you!

 Oh...hi.

so, wanna hook up?

 nope, sorry.

Damn, all this way for nothing.

*Mrs. Grotness comes out of the Make Up Room*

All those people in the show: CLEAN UP BACK STAGE!

Mrs. G, there was no show, you just trashed the make up room.

Oh...Well clean it anyway!

     See Yah!

oh crap its Brit!

 What the hell you kids doin in here?!

We are white

oh, good enough. I don't wanna be able to talk to no white kids so just stay here!

more to come...

THE NORTH HIGH SCHOOL MOVIE!!!!

Its just your average day at North High School. The world sleeps, literally because its obviously an average day at NOrth High School, and no one is awake. In the Parking lot, the Theater/hill crew relaxes.

So what are you guys doing?

NOthing, We want to go off roading today

Yeah, but PAt's car keeps getting Stuck

Hey, at least I have a car!

uh...so do I...*points*

Oh yeah, I forgot HAHAHAHA

*silence*

Dude, why are you laughing?

Cause its funny! HAHAHAHAHA

*silence again*

Dude Its funny for us. NOt you

Oh yeah....HAHAHAHA

Hey Guys wanna see my car?

We have Robert...We've seen it for two years

I know but Its so cool...

Hey look there's Ray!

Bastard! *chases Ray's car away*

Yo guys, let's go to the theater.

*everyone walks*

Hey look its Jillian

I got a New Attitude!

YE-YAH!

Anna...nevermind...

Ye-YAH!

hey guys, its Ian

*mumble Mumble*

What did you say Ian?

*mumble mumble*

Hey guys

*Takes off after Brendan. Brendan Screams*

Oh, Bye Ian